joke time!
Friday, July 28, 2006
May joke akong ibibigay. Haha, nakakaaliw lang.
Suicidal Sandwich
There were three friends: an Atenean, a La Sallite, and a UP student(so you know this story is fictional). Anyway, everyday, they met for lunch and ate their sandwiches.
UP: Putek!!! Peanut-butter sandwich na naman? Sawang-sawa na ako dito ah. Pag bukas, peanut butter sandwich na naman ang baon ko, magpapatiwakal na ako.
Ateneo: Darn!!! Roast beef sandwich again? I'm sick of this already. If I get another roast beef sandwich again tomorrow, I'm gonna shoot myself.
La Salle: Oh my gosh, grabe!!! Ham sandwich is my baon again. I'm so sawa with this sandwich na, ha? If my baon tomorrow is ham sandwich again, I'm gonna drive my CRV over the cliff.
The next morning, they again met for lunch, and, alas, they had the same sandwiches again.
The UP student went back to his dorm, pulled out a belt, and choked himself to death.
The Atenean went home, got a gun, and shot himself in the head.
The La Sallite drove his CRV off a cliff.
During their funeral, their mothers were interviewed:
UP: Kung sinabi niya lang sa akin na ayaw niya na nang peanut butter sandwich, eh di sana hindi na yun yung pinabaon ko sa kanya.
Ateneo: If he had told me that he didn't want roast beef anymore, I wouldn't have given him roast beef.
La Salle: Hindi ko maintindihan kung bakit siya nagpakamatay, eh siya naman yung gumagawa ng sarili niyang sandwich.
Wawawee!!
